This Week's Beautiful NewsPerson

Week 9

Bob Dornan was this week's winner. He is a beautiful news person to anyone in our business because he makes so much great news. And if he's really gone, look for the proper lament filed from the American Satirical Society. In the absence of a final decision from California, we decided to add up all the winners so far, divided by the number of weeks, resulting in a decision for CNN's Natalie Allen.